- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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