- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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