"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...