mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Robert Mugabe.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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