- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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