your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

And you honored it I see :P

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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