Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What is older than history?

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Anti Joke

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