- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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