What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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