- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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