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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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