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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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