What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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