- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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