Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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