- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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