- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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