- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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