Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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