- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

i'm hard

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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