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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

One time i was sitting down

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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