- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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