- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where's the soap?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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