- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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