When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Read a Book.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

a irish man walks past a bar

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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