If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Boob

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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