- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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