- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Gay rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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