What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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