- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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