- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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