Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

where is the world?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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