- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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