- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is green and is not grass A frogg

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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