- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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