So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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