- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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