Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Tough crowd tonight...

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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