What ended in the year 1970? 1969

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A man did not like this site

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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