- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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