What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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