- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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