- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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