- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

knock knock come in

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