- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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