Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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