What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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I like poop in my butt

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Do you play piano? No

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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