- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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