- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.