two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Women's Rights..

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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