- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

I'm tired.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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