- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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