A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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