- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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