What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

quantum physics?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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