- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

say it ten times fast: oh

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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