- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Anti Jokes = Drained

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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