What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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