- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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