Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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A hill billy went fishing

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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