- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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