Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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