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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A hill billy went fishing

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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