What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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