- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

This is not funny.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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