- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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