- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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