What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call a black man? Rob

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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