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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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