Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Tunechi

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Camerons hair is Curly..

There's my tractor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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