- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Tony Romo

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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