whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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