What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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