- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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