- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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