- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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