What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

think twice or at least think

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

WNBA

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Matt is a Duster!

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