- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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