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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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