- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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