2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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