why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Apple juice.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Male leadership.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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