- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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