- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

knock knock Goodbye

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

I don't get it

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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