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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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