Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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