- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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