- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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