- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

that wall over there ->

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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