- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Hey

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

NEVER

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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