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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What do you do at a club? You club.