What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

God is real.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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