what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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