"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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don't read this

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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