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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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