"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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