What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Lil Wayne

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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