- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Women's rights

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Japan

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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