Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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