What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your Mom

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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