- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't