- Anti Joke

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game