- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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