What's one plus one? two.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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