- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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