- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??