- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do black people eat? Food.

Charlie Sheen is winning

civil rights

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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