Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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YOU

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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it was all Tagart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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