- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

4 hours later.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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