- Anti Joke

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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