Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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