Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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