- Anti Joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game