What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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America

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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