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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

America

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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