- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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