- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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