- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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