- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

mmm i love marble bumhole

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

N-E Pats never cheated

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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