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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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