- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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