stinky boner

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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