What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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