Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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like if your cool

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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