- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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