- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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