The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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