- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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