- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Denard Robinson

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

your so fat. your fat!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you play piano? No

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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