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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

your so fat. your fat!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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