- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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