why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops