- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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