- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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