Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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roses are red poo is poo

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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