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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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