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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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