- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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